Cove Pirates

The dark forces of sporting ambition have for too LONG taken for granted the rules and spirit of the Cove Cup and the Cove Pirates have now struck back to right the wrongs of the last dark years.

Remember Rule #1

( The Longs cannot win)

The hostage will not be harmed ....for now....as long as the following demands are met:

1. Immediate renunciation of the title
2. Extra large guerkins every Monday
3. Free legal advice for all

You have 7 days to comply with these demands or else.........we have power tools and know how to use them.